Wind doesn't blow; it sux. Reminds me of an old joke about why it's so windy in Oklahoma; because Texas blows and Kansas.......
They even sell t-shirts at the rest stops on the K turnpike. Big Sunflower on it, above which it says "I love the view of Kansas" and below it "In my rear view mirror"!!
Almost anything I've ever done for fun was ruined by wind; water skiing, model airplanes, etc.
And when it's 110 degrees here in AZ, the wind is deal calm.
P.S. CERTAINLY, no offense intended for Kansas people