Yeah, sewer hose needs to be in the bumper (as far downwind as possible, right!).
Firewood? Our entire state of Michigan is a quarantined area, so no worries about transporting. We just burn it all, or leave what we don't burn for the next guy. We have a huge Rubbermaid tote (longer than the standard size) that is just for this purpose. It's the only thing I carry in the back of the Mountaineer. After the camper is decoupled, I back up to the firepit and out it comes. If that's not enough wood, I buy more locally.
thebrakeman ('70), DW ('71), DD ('99), DD ('01), DD ('05)
2004 Surveyor SV261T (UltraLite Bunkhouse Hybrid)
2006 Mercury Mountaineer V8 AWD Premier
Equal-i-zer WDH (10k), Prodigy Brake Controller