Ok, this one seems to have run it's course. The OP should be able to judge for himself by now from the amount of responses if his idea is going to be feasible.
The site team has had to clean it up again, and can't keep babysitting it. We're going to close it now for the sake of forum harmony. Let's please direct our energies to other topics and helping fellow members.
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.... I will keep you posted.