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Old 05-13-2017, 04:07 PM   #1
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Happy Mothers Day: A Mothers Love

What a special day to remember for all Mom did for me.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other,
do it outside.I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You had better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TRAVEL TIME. "If you don't wise up, I'm going to knock you
into the middle of next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me more LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going shopping with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're
in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY' "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until those vegetables are gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times.
Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father."

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in the world
who don;t have such wonderful parents as you do.

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when we get home."

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they
are going to stick that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a stable?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite- My mother taught me about JUSTICE. :One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like - YOU."
Roger & Mary Forbes
Little Lady (Dog)
2014 F350 / 2015 CC 36 CKTS
Days Camping 2014-96, 2015-130, 2016-126, 2017-42 and counting
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