Q: Hey, FROG Bob, do you have the dates for the 2015 FROG Rally?
A: Yes, I do.
Q: Will you tell us what they are?
A: Yes, I will.
Q: When will you tell us?
A: Right now. August 9-15, 2015.
Q: Is registration open yet?
A: Don't make me hurt you. No.
Q: Will you let us know when it's going to be open?
Q: When will you let us know?
A: Shortly before it opens.
Q: Will it help if we keep asking when it's going to be open?
A: It will help me remember to park you in the muck pile.
Q: Will there be 1000 pages dedicated to a countdown again this year?
(It's later next year because the 4-H Fair runs through August 1.)