I can't stop laughing. Reminds me of a funny spoon joke. Hope it doesn't offend!
A guy is eating at a restaurant when the waiter comes over and asks if everything is ok. The man replies "Yes" but during the conversation he drops his spoon on the floor. The waiter immediately pulls a spoon out of his pocket. The man asks, "Why do you carry a spoon in your pocket?"
The waiter states that the place is so busy all the time that the employees need to save time any way they can so they did a survey and the most dropped eating utensil was the spoon, so now all the waiters carry spoons so they don't have to go to the kitchen to get one. The man thinks that's great.
Later on the waiter stops by again to see if everything is ok. This time the man notices a string hanging from the waiters zipper. The man asks the waiter what it's for and the waiter says, "When we go to the bathroom, we just grab the string and pull "it" out. That way we don't have to wash our hands, thus saving us time.
"Interesting", says the man, "but how do you put "it" back in your pants when you're done?" The waiter says, "I don't know about the other waiters, but I use the spoon."
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