Well, we laid a strip for the Jersey shore
And prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with bears
But I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."
is what the driver of the rig was singing as they loaded him in the back of the police car
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I used to be addicted to time travel, but that's all in the past now.