Has anyone added a bidet to their travel trailer?

[Witch Doctor]

Isn't that the same cob they use to demonstrate the water pic commercials?[emoji23]

[Wobbles]

I do not know why I have been avoiding this thread! So much to learn here. I honestly never knew heretofore the number of RV’s that had one.
I get it, you got it so enjoy it.
Now some of the comments are forever burned into my psyche that now will be associated with my thoughts about it. Using monkey butt cream and cleaning the balloon knot are in the top two.

Why did I avoid this thread?
LOL...

[EDABEUT]

subscribed - best laugh I had in awhile

[Witch Doctor]

Originally Posted by EDABEUT

subscribed - best laugh I had in awhile

Its winter, we all need a good laugh, BUTT to each there own...[emoji23]

[EDABEUT]

Butt I'm at work and everyone is looking at me kinda funny

[Wobbles]

Originally Posted by EDABEUT

Butt I'm at work and everyone is looking at me kinda funny

Same here. Where are you from?

[ishwashgus]

Originally Posted by dustman_stx

I'll expose my lack of "culture" with a couple questions:

1. Don't you still have to use something to dry with? If it's a hand towel do you reuse it? Do you warn company not to use this particular hand towel for hand drying?

2. Isn't there "splatter?" If you're using a spray nozzle, I would consider that thing a biohazard after the first use. I mean wouldn't it be "down stream", ie under, the part being washed resulting in a lot of nastiness getting on the sprayer?

3. How do you know when it's "all clean?" I have a visual cue with paper.

And I do want to state in regard to the analogy of simply wiping poop off your hand versus washing it- I don't pick up food with my butt, so I'm cool with it being wiped but my hands being washed.

All excellent questions: Yes, you have to use paper to "dry off". It is not a "green" machine, but you do use less paper,

No more splatter than your natural splatter when you emit a hydrous and partical-containing fxxt while perched on your throne. haha

You know you did a good job of cleaning when you do not have the 'rhoid itch for the next 24 hours. Remnants in that area result in the "itch". Yes the nozzle will have to be cleaned from time to time just like all the other surfaces in the commode region below your extremities. They don't clean themselves.

Getting poop on your fingers is a result of a poor choice of toilet paper, imho. You don't want paper that immediately dissolves upon becoming wet. Yes, you have to wash your hands afterwards, even if you use one of these little makeshift bidets.

[EDABEUT]

Michigan - just drove home after last post

[Witch Doctor]

Sure hope you have hot water at home, Michigan is a ice box, do you live in the U.P.?

[EDABEUT]

No live near Flint where the water don't freeze but is really heavy.

[EDABEUT]

Ok you are all in trouble now. I let my DW read this for a laugh and guess what she wants now.

[Wobbles]

My DW thinks she needs a drinking fountain.

[lugoismad]

Originally Posted by EDABEUT

Ok you are all in trouble now. I let my DW read this for a laugh and guess what she wants now.

My wife loves it. She says its especially good for when Aunt Flo is visiting.

[NMWildcat]

Originally Posted by lugoismad

My wife loves it. She says its especially good for when Aunt Flo is visiting.

Really? You had to go there? TMI......

[Wobbles]

Nope not going there. It has been fun while it lasted. LOL...

[B and B]

All Riverstones should put a Bidet in as standard issue!

[B and B]

Originally Posted by lugoismad

My wife loves it. She says its especially good for when Aunt Flo is visiting.

This is pretty funny Lugo but the Bidet idea has a lot of merit!!

[psgrandpa1]

This is no joke! If you have ever had this condition...you would know!

[juhesihcaaa]

Originally Posted by B and B

This is pretty funny Lugo but the Bidet idea has a lot of merit!!

Lugo's wife here. The bidet is fantastic for shark week

[Witch Doctor]

Originally Posted by B and B

All Riverstones should put a Bidet in as standard issue!

I agree let me ponder that