100 mph goat

[TURBS]

I stole this ....

Two South Carolina rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking through the bushes they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size and depth of it.
The 1st hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”
The 2nd hunter says,” I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”
The 1st hunter says, “There’s this old auto-mobile transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see”.
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count to three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the bush behind them. They turn around to quickly see a goat come crashing through the bush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other in amazement, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that the heck was that all about, an old farmer walks up.
“Say there,” says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”
The 1st hunter says, ” Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!”
The farmer said, “That’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!”

[AquaMan]

LOL ... I heard this just the other day, but with a railroad tie instead of a transmission. Must be the part of the country the joke originates. Funny regardless.

[tmmar]

AAARRRGGGGHHH!!! Very funny!!

[DAISY BOYKIN]

I just had rum and coke squirt out my nose all over the computer screen, crap!

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by DAISY BOYKIN

I just had rum and coke squirt out my nose all over the computer screen, crap!

see B47 im not the only one !

[DAISY BOYKIN]

Still cleaaning up the mess, burns too!

[TURBS]

Im still chuckling ! dw thinks iv e gone local and says I need to go to the shop again !

[DAISY BOYKIN]

DW just came into the computer room, ask why is your nose so red and why are you washing to monitor?

[B47]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

see B47 im not the only one !

No you are not - there seems to be a lot of you people here that can't hold your drinks.

[MtnGuy]

I have been laughing harder at the comments than the joke.

[DnD]

Originally Posted by B47

No you are not - there seems to be a lot of you people here that can't hold your drinks.

LOL ... Guilty as charged

[TURBS]

I just had to bump this ....

[B47]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

I just had to bump this ....

"...bump this ..."?

Are you in the suds again?

[TURBS]

Originally Posted by B47

"...bump this ..."?

Are you in the suds again?

I was really not going to read this again as there were various computer screens and keyboards ruined over this deal as well as side aches and what not.

But as I scrolled through posts I ran across this and the title sent me off my chair and into the restroom to dry my eyes I laughed so hard.........

I was still giggling last mnight at 11 pm untill my dw kicked me from under the covers.

[B47]

Originally Posted by f1100turbo

I was really not going to read this again as there were various computer screens and keyboards ruined over this deal as well as side aches and what not.

But as I scrolled through posts I ran across this and the title sent me off my chair and into the restroom to dry my eyes I laughed so hard.........

I was still giggling last mnight at 11 pm untill my dw kicked me from under the covers.

Yeah - we had a good time with this one yesterday. There are probably a few cleaner computer screens and keyboards today than there were yesterday.

[prairiecamper]

Good one.