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Old 01-27-2013, 04:40 PM   #1
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I stole this ....

Two South Carolina rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking through the bushes they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size and depth of it.
The 1st hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole. I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is.”
The 2nd hunter says,” I don’t know, let’s throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”
The 1st hunter says, “There’s this old auto-mobile transmission here, give me a hand and we’ll throw it in and see”.
So they pick it up and carry it over, and count to three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the bush behind them. They turn around to quickly see a goat come crashing through the bush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they are standing there looking at each other in amazement, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that the heck was that all about, an old farmer walks up.
“Say there,” says the farmer, “you fellers didn’t happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?”
The 1st hunter says, ” Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin’ about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!”
The farmer said, “That’s impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!”
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:44 PM   #2
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LOL ... I heard this just the other day, but with a railroad tie instead of a transmission. Must be the part of the country the joke originates. Funny regardless.
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:47 PM   #3
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AAARRRGGGGHHH!!! Very funny!!
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I just had rum and coke squirt out my nose all over the computer screen, crap!
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Old 01-27-2013, 04:53 PM   #5
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I just had rum and coke squirt out my nose all over the computer screen, crap!
see B47 im not the only one !
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Still--------

Still cleaaning up the mess, burns too!
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Im still chuckling ! dw thinks iv e gone local and says I need to go to the shop again !
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DW just came into the computer room, ask why is your nose so red and why are you washing to monitor?
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see B47 im not the only one !
No you are not - there seems to be a lot of you people here that can't hold your drinks.
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I have been laughing harder at the comments than the joke.
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