9 things to know about women

[Platokidd]

Originally Posted by RKR

Hey , I got one if these. It didn't come with instructions though. Does anybody have them ?

Dont touch the red one I thought it was the beermenow knob..only to find out its the nag nag nag dial. Hope that helps

[B47]

Originally Posted by Platokidd

Dont touch the red one I thought it was the beermenow knob..only to find out its the nag nag nag dial. Hope that helps

There you go thinking again - none of the knobs are labeled for a reason. The reason being known only to women.

BTW - more than just the red knob is the nag nag nag dial - another thing known only to women is which ones.

[rockfordroo]

If a man speaks in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG???

[richardwise]

Originally Posted by rockfordroo

If a man speaks in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still WRONG???

My wife says yes.

[jevanb]

We always hear 'the rules' from the female side
now here are the rules from the male side

these are our rules!

Please note. These are all numbered #1 on purpose!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we...

1. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings..
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.

1.. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

1. You have enough clothes.

1 .. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape!

1.. Thank you for reading this. Yes, i know, i have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping...

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh...

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh, because its true!

[Timtation]

My wife offers a list, I say (repeat after me guys) HOLD MY BEER and WATCH THIS.

Your results may vary. If they are positive let me know what you did differently.

[rockfordroo]

Since Valentine's Day is coming, I offer this as the definition of Valentine's Day:

One more opportunity to prove that you JUST DON'T MEASURE UP!

[RKR]

The first step is to admit your mistakes.

[stormchaser60077]

this is why i am totally happy having my sweet doberman Snoopy for my loyal companion and best friend. he never complains as long as he is with me

[Wiscampsin]

You got it good stormchaser60077 .

[Hutch333id]

Well, I showed post #1 & 25 to my DW and this was her considered response after several days mulling it over.

http://youtu.be/OPV2C7WdX6s

Guess I know where I stand!

[Platokidd]

Originally Posted by Hutch333id

Well, I showed post #1 & 25 to my DW and this was her considered response after several days mulling it over.

The man song.... He's the man!!! - YouTube

Guess I know where I stand!

say it aint so

[TeresaInCAL]

Originally Posted by Hutch333id

After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.

Well, I don't know about that....my new truck makes me pretty darn happy.