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Old 02-04-2014, 11:01 AM   #1
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9 things to know about women

9 things to know about women
(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word. It's also a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot.' That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a ‘whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying....Go to.. you know where...

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
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Old 02-04-2014, 11:10 AM   #2
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Having been married for 26 years...I agree with you!

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Old 02-04-2014, 11:28 AM   #3
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Any man unaware of those is in for trouble!
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:03 PM   #4
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Read those to the DW. She said "Fine..Whatever". Am I in trouble?
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:10 PM   #5
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Here is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman.


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Those 9 are a good start,but believe me there's many many more.
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:25 PM   #7
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Just as I suspected…….Should have just over looked this post and just kept my sanity. The DW looked over the shoulder and I clicked out but not in time………..I am in store for all 9 soon.
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Old 02-04-2014, 01:31 PM   #8
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Just as I suspected…….Should have just over looked this post and just kept my sanity. The DW looked over the shoulder and I clicked out but not in time………..I am in store for all 9 soon.
I predict it will start with #8.
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Just as I suspected…….Should have just over looked this post and just kept my sanity. The DW looked over the shoulder and I clicked out but not in time………..I am in store for all 9 soon.
Well , dw2b sent me that joke in a email today along with 2 other emails referring to that joke...
need I be concerned???
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10. Trying to figure out women by using a list of only nine items will result in you being subjected to ALL NINE of them.

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