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9 year old jokes
My 9 year old daughter has recently found a joke book! She has been sharing with everyone.
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of underwear.
In case he got a hole in one.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs.
Wherever you put him.
What do you get from a cow that is too pampered?
Spoiled milk.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
OK...
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who.
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Calm down, it's just a knock knock joke.
What kind of car does a vampire drive?
A monster truck!
Why did they invite a mushroom to the party?
They heard he was a fungi...
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