The minister and The redneck…
A minister was seated next to a redneck on a flight to Little Rock.
After the plane took off, the redneck asked the flight attendant for a whiskey and ice, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.
Appalled, the minister replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." !!!