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Old 12-17-2013, 12:15 PM   #1
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A Christmas Love Story---NOT!!!

A couple were Christmas shopping.

The shopping centre was packed as the wife walked through one of the
malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her
husband was nowhere to be seen.

She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. She became so
worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into
about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace
that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you
one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes....... Yes I do
remember that shop."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub right next door to it ."

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Old 12-17-2013, 12:24 PM   #2
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Sorry Old Friend, but Herk beat you to this on 12-10. Still funny though

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Old 12-17-2013, 01:04 PM   #3
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OC, my dad is 89 and he always tells the same stories over and over again. Don't worry. You are not alone.
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:17 PM   #4
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OC - your version of this is different from Herks in that his says "bar" and yours says "pub".

So technically yours is different.
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Old 12-17-2013, 01:57 PM   #5
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OC - your version of this is different from Herks in that his says "bar" and yours says "pub".

So technically yours is different.

I figured it was an imported joke from the way "centre" was spelled.
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Old 12-17-2013, 02:47 PM   #6
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Another Love Story (Think this is the first post as well! )

The perfect couple
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer)

She's the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.....(Women: End scrolling here. Men: keep scrolling down.)

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. (By the way, if you are a woman and you're reading this...this brings up another point.....women never listen either.....)


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