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Old 02-27-2012, 07:16 PM   #1
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A conversation in heaven

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.

WANDA:
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:
How horrible!

SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,
and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating,
so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself
in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:
So, what happened?

WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman
there somewhere that I started running
all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally
I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.
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Old 02-27-2012, 07:58 PM   #2
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Oh dang. I have to wipe my monitor now. I didn't even see that one coming. HIlarious!
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:22 PM   #3
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too funny.
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Old 02-27-2012, 09:29 PM   #4
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i like it, funny funny
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Old 02-27-2012, 11:15 PM   #5
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