A few tips for those that are (or thinking of becoming) pilots.

[JCDMeyer]

In flight school I bragged that I did 15 touch and goes in one hour during my first solo.
She looked at me for a second and said, "bouncing doesn't count".

[pgandw]

What's the difference between a pilot and his jet aircraft?

When the plane lands, the engines stop whining.

[lesptr]

How can you tell if there is a pilot at a party?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

[herbike]

Originally Posted by clange

Lots of truth to the "tips" you list!

That gets me to wondering how many pilots are on this forum? I earned my Private Pilot Certificate just a couple of years ago. It was one of the most rewarding, but challenging things I have done.

I earned my private license in 71, commercial, Instrument and multi-engine between then and 76. Had four different Cessna's in about 10 years. Got to where I couldn't afford flying so haven't flown since 82. It was a lot of fun, got to see and do a lot of things wouldn't have otherwise.

[HangDiver]

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