A great neighbor
A wife was getting out of the shower when her husband was getting in.
The door bell rang and even though she had nothing on but a towel, went to answer the door. She opened the front door and there stood their neighbor, Marc. He stood there, looking at her standing there, dripping wet, wrapped in a towel. He greeted her and said, " I will give you $500 if you drop your towel. Thinking that she could sure use $500 and it was only their neighbor, Marc, she decided to drop her towel. Marc smiled and gave her $500. He then left. Returning to the bathroom where her husband was getting out of the shower, he asked. "who was at the door?" She told him it was Marc.
Her husband then asked, "did he say anything about the $500 I leant him?"
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