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Old 12-16-2010, 08:45 AM   #1
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A handy glossary for the senior using text messaging

A handy glossary for the senior using text messaging.

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture


RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion.

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age (my favorite)

GOML: Get Off My Lawn



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Old 12-16-2010, 08:56 AM   #2
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Very funny!! Thanks for the laughs.
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Good one

Just sent it to all my coworkers at the Maryland State Police Barrack......
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This needs to be a "sticky" for us old folks.

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Old 12-17-2010, 09:25 AM   #7
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I'm going to make my daughters day by texting her by using these messages. Then show this to my wife and use it as a way so the kids don't know what we are talking about.

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