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Old 03-09-2012, 09:40 AM   #1
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A Harley Rider and God

A man on his Harley-Davidson motorcycle was riding along a California beach highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

God replied: "That bridge - do you want two lanes or four?"

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Old 03-09-2012, 10:10 AM   #2
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I'm going to show my wife this one.

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Old 03-09-2012, 10:13 AM   #3
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I'd show my wife but I honestly don't know how she would take it???
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That would be a real good road trip on my 2011 Harley trike.
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Old 03-15-2012, 12:20 AM   #5
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i figure my heritage classic gets about 160 miles per tank. How many gas stations would God have to build along the road?
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Old 03-15-2012, 07:03 PM   #6
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i figure my heritage classic gets about 160 miles per tank. How many gas stations would God have to build along the road?

Hey......I finished school years ago! Stop thowing in those math questions!

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