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Old 12-21-2014, 08:35 PM   #1
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A Plumber, a Dog, and a Bird

A man had to have his water heater fixed so got a hold of the plumber, who was available at noon the next day.

"I have to work, but I'll leave the house key under the front mat and just let yourself in. The water heater is in the basement" said the owner.

So the plumber arrives, lets himself in, and heads down into the basement. As he's walking down the steps, he sees a pair of eyes watching him and it's a huge 200-pound Doberman! He stops, looks at the dog, and continues but with one eye on that dog!

He finds the water heater, takes out his tools, and starts to work. Suddenly, a voice from above asked, "Do you know what you're doing?"

Startled, he looks and see a parrot sitting a cage. He ignores it and continues to work.

But the bird keeps saying the same thing, "Do you know what you're doing? Do you know what you're doing?"

Finally, the plumber is finished and starts to put his tools away. Again the bird asks the question, "Do you know what you're doing?"

Annoyed, the plumber replies, "Do you know how to say anything else, you stupid bird!"

"Yep," answers the bird. "Sick em!!"
Rick & Karen
(Retired USAF, MSgt)
Monument, Colorado
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