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Q:Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A:Try a bookstore, under
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A:Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
Q:Someone has told me that menopause is
mentioned in the bible... Is that true?
Where can it be
A:Yes. Matthew 14:92:
"And Mary rode
Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A:Tell him you're
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A:Take off your
Q:Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A:Go braless. It will usually pull them
Q:Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
A:Valets don't forget where they park your
Q:Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A:Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A:Yes, but usually in the
Q:Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
A:On their
Q:What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:"Gosh, I remember
You've still got your sense of
humor, haven't you?

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