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Old 11-05-2007, 11:11 AM   #1
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Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to
hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and DuctTape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.

8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


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Old 11-05-2007, 12:30 PM   #2
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Keep in mind folks...this is posted under the JOKES & HUMOR section!

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Old 11-05-2007, 01:39 PM   #3
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Old 11-05-2007, 03:29 PM   #4
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Keep in mind folks...this is posted under the JOKES & HUMOR section!
yer tellin me they ain't fer real??
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Old 11-05-2007, 04:57 PM   #5
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I could see where they would work.
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