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Old 01-12-2011, 04:08 PM   #1
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An atheist in the woods - a joke!

This is only a joke and I hope it does not offend anyone's belief's.....


An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!'
'What powerful rivers!'
'What beautiful animals!'
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes
behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw
that the bear was closing in on him.


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top
of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to
strike him.


At that instant moment, the Atheist cried out:
'Oh my God!'

Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?'

'Am I to count you as a believer?'

The atheist looked directly into the light, and said: 'It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now,
but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?'


'Very well', said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from Thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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Old 01-12-2011, 04:19 PM   #2
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Very funny! Thanks for sharing!!
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Old 01-12-2011, 09:33 PM   #6
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That is why the smart atheist ONLY walks thru the woods with somebody who is fat and out of shape and who can not climb trees, the bear will always take the slow one....
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Always.....ALWAYS go to the woods with someone that you can outrun.....
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Always.....ALWAYS go to the woods with someone that you can outrun.....
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