a few more:
I overheard my wife telling our son that she would take on a grizzly bear to protect him, even tho she knew she'd lose.
Does anyone know where a grizzly bear can be purchased? ..I'm asking for a friend
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I created an extra large scratching post for my cat today.
Well, I stood the sofa up on its side. Same thing.
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A wasp flew into the living room today, so I grabbed a rolled up newspaper and handled the situation in the best possible way.
By going to the bathroom and leaving my wife to deal with it.
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Free to good home:
Bobby, 4 years old lab, ex police sniffer dog;
friendly, good with kids, and might have a small
cocaine habit....
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My girlfriend bought herself a puppy and the last few days it's been using the bathroom everywhere.
It's OUR puppy now apparently.
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How did the chicken with no head cross the road?
In a KFC box.
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The 'Blonde Wildlife Association' have put penguins on the 'critically endangered' list.
After their two month expedition to the North Pole, they didn't find a single one.
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I went to my cat's funeral today.
Hopefully for the last time
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My neighbor painted BEWARE OF THE DOGS on his garden gate yesterday.
So , having had recent experience of being in said garden , I added -HIT
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2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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