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Old 09-15-2006, 07:33 PM   #1
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Talking Another blonde joke

A blind man enters a "Ladies Bar" by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the Bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him Says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is just fair---Given that you are blind--- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 220 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah....
not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."


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Old 09-15-2006, 07:44 PM   #2
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Since I married a blond now for 21 years maybe be "explain 7 or 8 times"

Boy will I get in trouble for that comment

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Old 09-15-2006, 07:53 PM   #3
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A group of blondes were heading down the highway toward the beach. As they traveled along the highway, they came upon a road sign that said "ALL BEACHES LEFT"

So they turned around and went home.

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