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Old 02-01-2013, 03:23 PM   #1
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A young soldier left home to join the army. He told his girl friend that he would write every day.

After about six months of writing, he received a letter from his girlfriend that she was marrying someone else.

He wrote home to his family to find out who she married.

The family wrote back and told him. It was the .... mailman.
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A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also.

The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him drunk.

Every morning he would be back preaching about the sins of alcohol.

One day his bunk mate told him he ought to give up preaching about the evils of the jug as he always ends up drunk.

With a twinkle in his blood shot eyes he said " what, and give up all that free whiskey?"
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Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: Sure, buddy.

Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again.

Do you have change for a dollar?

Soldier: No, SIR!
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:39 PM   #4
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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there?"

The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler."

"I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield."

The general said, "Drive on!"

The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker."

The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on!"

The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver?"
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Old 02-01-2013, 04:29 PM   #5
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A young soldier left home to join the army. He told his girl friend that he would write every day.

After about six months of writing, he received a letter from his girlfriend that she was marrying someone else.

He wrote home to his family to find out who she married.

The family wrote back and told him. It was the .... mailman.
Had to read this one 3 times before I got it.
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Had to read this one 3 times before I got it.
Two times for me only cause you did it in three!
The second time I slowed down and read aloud .

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Two times for me only cause you did it in three!
The second time I slowed down and read aloud .

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