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Old 09-03-2015, 08:29 AM   #1
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As I Age, I Realized........


I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.

Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop ticking me off.

My people skills are just fine. My tolerance of others needs work.

The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it's like a mini vacation.

The day the world runs out of beer is just too terrible to think about.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

When the kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

At my age, "Getting lucky," means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.


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Old 09-03-2015, 08:37 AM   #2
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:50 AM   #4
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Old 09-03-2015, 09:19 AM   #5
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Old 09-03-2015, 09:39 AM   #6
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Very nice...and all too true!
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Not good, too many of those hit close to home.
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Old 09-03-2015, 02:48 PM   #8
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Old 09-05-2015, 01:14 AM   #9
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I'll remember these for when I get older.
But I won't write them down
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Aww heck, I can't remember why I came into this thread.

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