A husband and wife were discussing what they would do if they were to die.
"Would you get re-married?" the husband asks.
"Well, dear, maybe...but not for a long time and only if I were too lonely and only if I fell in love again."
"Hmmmpf.." he says. "So when you remarry, would you let him use my lawnmower?"
"Well, honey, if the lawn needs it, sure."
"Hmmmpf....well, would you let him drive my truck that I love so much?"
"Well, honey, you wouldn't need it and if he needed a vehicle, sure."
"Hmmmpf...well what about my golf clubs, would you let him use my golf clubs?"
"Oh no, honey, he would never ever use your golf clubs."
The husband breathes a sigh of relief and nods his head.
"He's a lefty" the wife adds.
Rick & Karen
(Retired USAF, MSgt)
5-year Travel Trailer RVers
2013 Forest River Rockwood Ultra-Lite 2904SS
2014 Toyota Tundra Maxcrew SR-5 TRD 4x4