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Old 11-06-2014, 05:54 AM   #11
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Do you what a tornado and divorce have in common? They both start off with a lot of _______ and _______ and end up with someone losing a house. 😜


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Old 11-06-2014, 09:02 AM   #12
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Man!! Your guys are terrible lol

My wife told me once that if park our rig up in the boonies and try to feed her burnt meat off the grill one more time, she would leave me.

I really miss her. LOL
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Old 11-06-2014, 09:09 AM   #13
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Man!! Your guys are terrible lol

My wife told me once that if park our rig up in the boonies and try to feed her burnt meat off the grill one more time, she would leave me.

I really miss her. LOL
Hey that reminded me. When I first got married, my wife was a very religious cook. Every meal was burnt offerings.
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Old 11-07-2014, 01:55 PM   #14
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I like to introduce my wife of almost 20yrs as my first wife.

When we were in line for our honeymoon cruise we were 20 and 22. A young couple ahead of us were in line on their honeymoon. He was carrying ALL the luggage and she had this little bitty makeup purse and just jabberin' commands at him the whole time. They were already fighting and at one point on the cruise in the hall we heard her say "Well you married me!". To this day that is our default answer to anything that we don't like about the other.

Every now and again people (including my wife) ask if we divorced, or she died, would I re-marry. I tell them absolutely not. The training still ain't going so well on this one why in the world would I start all over again. Or the other one I use is "The Webster's definition of insanity is doing the same thing twice and expecting a different result".
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Old 11-07-2014, 02:31 PM   #15
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You guys are killing me over here!!
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:37 PM   #16
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A husband goes to the doctor for his yearly check-up. The doctor calls he and his wife in for an appointment.
When they arrive, the doctor asks to talk to the wife alone so she goes into his office while the husband waits in the waiting room.
"Is it bad news?" she asks the doctor.
"Oh, no," answers the doctor, "but if you want him to get through this, you're going to have to eliminate ALL stress in his life...no arguing and he has to always get his way. He will also need three healthy, home-cooked meals every day, and you will need to make love to him every day."
"Okay, I understand" she says.
She walks out into the waiting room and her husband asks, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're not going to make it!" she answers
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:39 PM   #17
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Funny stuff!!
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:44 PM   #18
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A husband and wife were discussing what they would do if they were to die.
"Would you get re-married?" the husband asks.
"Well, dear, maybe...but not for a long time and only if I were too lonely and only if I fell in love again."
"Hmmmpf.." he says. "So when you remarry, would you let him use my lawnmower?"
"Well, honey, if the lawn needs it, sure."
"Hmmmpf....well, would you let him drive my truck that I love so much?"
"Well, honey, you wouldn't need it and if he needed a vehicle, sure."
"Hmmmpf...well what about my golf clubs, would you let him use my golf clubs?"
"Oh no, honey, he would never ever use your golf clubs."
The husband breathes a sigh of relief and nods his head.
"He's a lefty" the wife adds.
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Old 11-07-2014, 03:44 PM   #19
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Down here in the South, ya'll know how a Tornado and a Divorce are Similar?

SOMEONE's gonna loose a trailer!
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