Badda Bing

[herk7769]

Greece.
The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house. The Spaniard said; "You see that bridge over there? Well the EU gave us a ten-million Euro grant to build a four-lane bridge, but we cheated and built a two lane bridge leaving more than enough over to fund this mansion."


A couple of years later the Spanish Mayor visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed at the Greek Mayor's Mansion, gold taps, marble floors, it was worth at least ten-million Euros. When the Spanish Mayor asked how this could be afforded the Greek Mayor said; "You see that bridge over there?"
The Spaniard replied; "No."

[cfsoistman]

Thanks Lou!!

[campfan]

Originally Posted by cfsoistman

Thanks Lou!!

x2

[Taranwanderer]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about a fictitious strip club in north Jersey frequented by Mafia-types. What a letdown.