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Old 11-02-2013, 10:24 AM   #1
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Beer joke

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewerys decide to go to the pub for a drink.

The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."
The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."
The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."
The bartender gives him an Amstel.

Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please."
The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered a coke?"

He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."
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Old 11-05-2013, 03:11 PM   #2
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After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewerys decide to go to the pub for a drink.

The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please."
The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, "The King Of Beers -- Budweiser."
The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amstel President walks in and orders "The Finest Beer ever."
The bartender gives him an Amstel.

Then the Guinness President says, "I'll have a coke please."
The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, "Why have you ordered a coke?"

He replied, "Well if you all aren't drinking beer, then neither shall I."
There's more truth to this story than most of us might think - Guinness is indeed the standard to which all other beers aspire to,but never quite make it.

I don't drink it all the time,but it is definitely a treat when I do.
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Old 11-05-2013, 03:33 PM   #3
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Old 11-05-2013, 04:25 PM   #4
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And most people don't know, Guinness is the lightest beer you can drink!
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And most people don't know, Guinness is the lightest beer you can drink!
COOOOOL.
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Old 11-05-2013, 05:45 PM   #6
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I love beer! And Guinness is my fave!
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I love beer! And Guinness is my fave!
I bet I could change your mind!
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An islander on San Marteen talked me in to trying a Guinness Black Lager.

OMG, BLECK, YUK PATOOIE! SPIT!

I'd just as soon drink used motor oil!

Granted; I am *not* a beer drinker, but that stuff was awful!

Gentleman Jack, Disaronno Amaretto, Drambuie, a nice glass of red wine, yep, I'm all in. NO BEER!

And...NO tequila! I've banned myself from that evil stuff! It gets me in trouble every time.
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An islander on San Marteen talked me in to trying a Guinness Black Lager.

OMG, BLECK, YUK PATOOIE! SPIT!

I'd just as soon drink used motor oil!

Granted; I am *not* a beer drinker, but that stuff was awful!

Gentleman Jack, Disaronno Amaretto, Drambuie, a nice glass of red wine, yep, I'm all in. NO BEER!

And...NO tequila! I've banned myself from that evil stuff! It gets me in trouble every time.
It's an "acquired taste" as they say.
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It's all about moderation! As for tequila, if you've ever tried really good tequila, you might change your mind. Most of what you see in local liquor stores is NOT good tequila, including Patron platinum. As for beer, you need someone to guide and take "baby steps". I guarantee I could make you a beer drinker.
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