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Old 04-28-2013, 07:46 PM   #1
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Beer Study Reveals Interesting Things

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Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer .

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption .

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)
hour period .

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men:

1) Argued over nothing .
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong .
3) Gained weight .
4) Talked excessively without making sense .
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive .
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating .
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Old 04-28-2013, 07:55 PM   #3
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FOR MEN ONLY

Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer .

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption .

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)
hour period .

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these
men:

1) Argued over nothing .
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong .
3) Gained weight .
4) Talked excessively without making sense .
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive .
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating .
#8 - at least they sat down
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Old 04-28-2013, 07:59 PM   #4
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I'm too the point in my life, sitting down is easier !!
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Old 04-28-2013, 08:00 PM   #5
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Old 04-28-2013, 08:00 PM   #6
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hmmm....what if they coupled the schooners with shots of whiskey?
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That's the equivalent of 8 14 oz beers. I would be on the floor, not sitting.
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hmmm....what if they coupled the schooners with shots of whiskey?
In that case…( #8 ) I would not be able to site down or stand-up…
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Old 04-28-2013, 08:19 PM   #9
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Thanks alot,I got a punch in the shoulder from my wife just for laughing at that.
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Thanks alot,I got a punch in the shoulder from my wife just for laughing at that.
TOWTA didn't think it was a bit funny either. All I got was a dirty smirk and she left the garage. No sense of humor.
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