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Old 08-21-2007, 08:34 AM   #1
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Blond car accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:37 AM   #2
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This could apply to Texans as well.
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Old 08-21-2007, 09:58 AM   #3
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you know, I can delete your posts.............
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:34 AM   #4
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Greg,

You really need to watch what kind of headings
you are putting on your post. When I saw
"Car Accident" I figured you tried to finish off
your ankle until I saw the word "Jokes" underneath.

As said in the good old movie "The Great Outdoors"
"I think I felt my plaque start moving again"

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Old 08-21-2007, 12:51 PM   #5
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Greg,

You really need to watch what kind of headings
you are putting on your post. When I saw
"Car Accident" I figured you tried to finish off
your ankle until I saw the word "Jokes" underneath.

As said in the good old movie "The Great Outdoors"
"I think I felt my plaque start moving again"

Nina
Whoops. I'll change it to "Blond car accident".
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Old 08-21-2007, 12:53 PM   #6
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Why's it gotta be a blonde? Why not a red-head or a texan?
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Why's it gotta be a blonde? Why not a red-head or a texan?
first, a red-head just ain't as funny as a blond

second, the Texan would be the one beating the crap outa the blond's car
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The Texan would be the one with the 8" belt buckle and the 2".............errrr never mind!
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My pic says it all

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The Texan would be the one with the 8" belt buckle and the 2".............errrr never mind!
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Just found this ... nice joke Greg! I'll show the wife, she's blo.... well not texan.
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