Blonde and the Grim Reaper

[wmtire]

The Grim Reaper shows up at a blondes door. He knocks on the door and she answers:

Death: It's your time, give me your hand

Blonde: No! I know that if I dont touch you then I'll never die!

Death: WOW!!!! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!

Blonde: *high fives*

[Weezer]

WATCHIT Buster!

(wmtire *knows* I'm blonde)

I know where to find youuuuuu! (evil grin)

<<<<sittin here goin nutz....got stuff staged all over this house, just waitin on him to GIT HERE already! Load up....haul it to S'port, load and hitch the baby and OUTTA HERE! TEXAS Bound!

He was *supposed* to leave work 20 minutes ago.

[Weezer]

Answered your PM,

Ya blonde basher!

[Weezer]

I'm bein the perfect little Susie Homemaker, don'tcha know? (smirk)

Got it all ready to go while he earns da bacon....even got my hair cut this AM. I'm good like dat!

(preenin')

[wmtire]

I had thought about naming it 'HERmit and the Grim Reaper"

[wmtire]

Here's one for you, HERmit......and maybe you'll forgive me by the time you get back home.

As I was driving by HERmit's house one morning, I noticed her standing out by the road, yelling into her mailbox.

I stopped and asked her what she was doing.

She said she was leaving voicemail