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Old 01-02-2013, 09:24 AM   #1
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A blonde city girl named Judy marries a Saskatchewan rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Judy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.Please show him where the cow
is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.

After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Judy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Judy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right here."

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me lady, cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple, she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I guess it's to hang your pants on."

(It's nice to see a blond win one, once in a while.)
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I expected a little different ending - but that is a good one.
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I expected a little different ending - but that is a good one.

me too !!!!!!!!!!!!

but a good one at that !
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me too !!!!!!!!!!!!

but a good one at that !
Are you out and about or snowwed in?
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Are you out and about or snowwed in?
Yep out and about!
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DW is a blonde... and a PhD!
I will share this one with her. (She is also German and Irish... I pretend I have never heard of blonde jokes for my own good.)
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DW is a blonde... and a PhD!
I will share this one with her. (She is also German and Irish... I pretend I have never heard of blonde jokes for my own good.)
WOW - German AND Irish - I think you are a smart man by pretending to never hear blonde jokes.

That could be/is an explosive mixture.
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