Blonde on beach
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were walking Along the beach. A seagull flies over and poops all over the blonde.
The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on. The bathroom is just up the hill. I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.
The Redhead says, "What's so funny?"
The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her! By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
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