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Old 12-07-2009, 04:31 PM   #1
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Building A Bridge

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded over his head . . .in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The biker pulled over and replied, "Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over there anytime I want".

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and all the concrete and steel it would take.. It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind".

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says that nothing's wrong, and how I can make my woman truly happy."

After a lengthy pause the Lord replied, "Did you want two or four lanes on that bridge?"

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