Bumper Stickers (If only there was room)
Bumper stickers we'd all LOVE to put on our bumpers (some on the front, readable by the guy in front of us), if only we had the guts, and if only our bumpers were, like, 20 X 30..............
I'll start. I'm sure there are zillions more:
"I will be happy to move over just as soon as you bozo's stop passing me on the right".
"I know the bridge ices before the road. HOW MUCH BEFORE??"
"I have zero interest in your destination or your needed ETA, sorry".
"I apologize that you are not going to be able to drive 90 at this time"
"If you get any closer, I will arm the BFRPG (Backwards Facing Rocket Propelled Grenade)"
"Please do not slow down AFTER YOU PASS ME"
"In order to pass, you must actually drive FASTER than I'm going!"
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2016 GMC Denali 3500Dually--2017 CC 36CKTS
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