"Get this." said F1100turbo to his camping buddies, "Last night while I was
down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house.
"Did he get anything?" Old Coot asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
2011 Flagstaff 831 RLBSS
I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.... I will keep you posted.