This married couple were sitting in a fine restaurant
when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees
a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching
that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes," she replies, "He is my ex husband, and he's
been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"Remarkable," the husband replies, "I wouldn't think
anybody could celebrate that long."
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