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Old 03-04-2014, 03:20 PM   #1
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Children's Sermon

The church pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is common, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be somewhat risky.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, little Johnny raised his hand. The pastor called on him and he said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued...


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