These posts have been moved from another thread, where they were off-topic and hijacking the intent. It was totally my fault.
I really wish I could help you, but can't. I instantly started laughing when I read the title of your thread and just had to click on it to see. Now I have to go find the Chris Farley clip.
Thanks for putting me in a better mood this morning, even though I can be of no assistance to you.