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Old 12-09-2012, 07:23 AM   #1
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Christmas Cookie Recipe

Ingredients You will need:

1 cup water

1 tsp baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups dried fruit

1 bottle Crown Royal

~Sample the Crown Royal to check quality~

~Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

~Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter until fluffy in a large bowl.

~Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

~At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup...just in case.

~Turn off the mixer thingy.

~Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

~Pick up the friggin fruit off floor...

~Mix on the turner.

~If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

~Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

~Next, sift two cups of salt, or something...

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~Check the Crown Royal.

~Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

~Add one table.

~Add a spoon of ar, or somefink...whatever you can find.

~Greash the oven.

~Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

~Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

~Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

~Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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Old 12-09-2012, 08:22 AM   #2
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Old 12-09-2012, 03:42 PM   #3
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I think someone has a cooking problem
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Old 12-10-2012, 09:59 AM   #4
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Now this is my kind of recipe. Sounds like you could save a lot of hassle by eliminating all that cookie stuff
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