Chuck Norris has taught his dog to fetch a ball...and speak English.
Sasquatch once found a Chuck Norris footprint.
When Chuck Norris was 6, he had a pet lizard, fish, and monkey. They are now known as Godzilla, Jaws, and King Kong.
Chuck Norris calculated the Formula 1.
Chuck Norris can make ballons out of animals.
Chuck Norris can make a smoothie without a blender.
On Mothers Day, Chuck Norris's mother gives Chuck Norris a gift.
Whenever Chuck Norris wields a sword, it is mightier than a pen.
Chuck Norris flew a paper airplane... to the moon.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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I've just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.... I will keep you posted.