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Old 08-21-2014, 10:08 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris again...

Chuck Norris can beat a royal flush with 2 cards.


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Neil Armstrong was the first to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first to walk on the Sun.


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So that's how he got his tan
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it
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Chuck Norris makes 'the most interesting man in the world' look boring.


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He's a John Wayne want a be
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Ok, just a few:

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

There used to be a street named Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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chuck norris was born in a house he built with his own bare hands.

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