Craigs list free boat
I make a hobby of checking free stuff on craig's list...you never know what you'll find. This one posting had me cracking up for hours.
Free Boat: Has a windshield, but it's hazy. There are breaks in the fiberglass, one seat left, about a 1971, no trailer, no engine, and wires sticking out everywhere. To me that was hysterical!!!
So I wrote to the guy: I was wondering if you could deliver the boat, since you want to keep the trailer. I was thinking of using it as a HUGE lawn ornament. I think it would be cool to have it half buried, half not....like a Gilligan's Island Motif!! What a scream.
He wrote back that he can't deliver because his trailer has a flat, but we could work something out. OMG!