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Originally Posted by Iwritecode
Want to know how to make $$$$ fast?
1) Hold down the shift key
2) Press the "4" button 4 times quickly.
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11-03-2016, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
I met a genie today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when the Chicago Cubs win the World Series again."
"You're a sly devil!" said the genie.
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It was nice knowing you! 
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11-03-2016, 03:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
I met a genie today who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when the Chicago Cubs win the World Series again."
"You're a sly devil!" said the genie.
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Have to change it to "Back to back" World Series, 108 yrs wasn't long enough.
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11-03-2016, 03:15 PM
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Funny thing, is I was reading this joke a few days ago, and wondered the same.
We still haven't heard from Platokidd today, and the genie may have got him. 
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11-03-2016, 03:24 PM
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THEY WON
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11-03-2016, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
Funny thing, is I was reading this joke a few days ago, and wondered the same.
We still haven't heard from Platokidd today, and the genie may have got him. |
About 9 p.m. last night, a friend posted on social media:
"Is anyone gonna call in sick tomorrow? Asking for a friend."
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11-03-2016, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Dan
About 9 p.m. last night, a friend posted on social media:
"Is anyone gonna call in sick tomorrow? Asking for a friend."
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The television announcers last night asked "all bosses to be understanding if employees were late or absent today"
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11-03-2016, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by wmtire
The television announcers last night asked "all bosses to be understanding if employees were late or absent today"
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Especially in Cleveland??
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11-03-2016, 09:53 PM
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the curse is over
Pigs are flying, hell has frozen over and the curse of the goat has been busted.
After a 2 hour nap early this morning it was off late to work. But not before I stopped at Dicks sporting goods for some Cub World Series goodies.
Thought 3 Stanley Cups championships of the Hawks would have prepared me for this one World Series and for the most part it did. But last nights game 7 was more of gut twister roller-coaster ride that pushed emotions to highs ,then off the cliff and drained all sanity in the process.
But in the end it's WORLD CHAMPIONS CHICAGO CUBS!!!
I have friends in Cleveland and I have not heard a word from them, hope they're okay 
Cub fans, wait til next year
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11-04-2016, 12:28 AM
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Just saw on the news - the Dicks in Rockford is plum out of Cubs wear.
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11-04-2016, 08:46 PM
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I never run with scissors.
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Those last two words are unnecessary.
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11-06-2016, 05:35 PM
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Very Irritating
There is no need for you to tailgate me when I'm doing 55 in a 35.
And those flashing lights on top of your vehicle look ridiculous.
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11-11-2016, 08:07 AM
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Someone asked me "Are you drunk? "
I said yes.
That was the shortest job interview, I ever had.
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11-17-2016, 01:22 PM
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According to studies, we humans only use twelve percent of our brains. Just imagine how much more intelligent we would be if we could use the other seventy.
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11-17-2016, 02:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Dan
I never run with scissors.
Those last two words are unnecessary.
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If you see me running.....try and keep up...
I don't scare very easy....
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11-17-2016, 02:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
Someone asked me "Are you drunk? "
I said yes.
That was the shortest job interview, I ever had.
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Made me laugh... I love the movie Flight... especially the first 5 minutes.
I was drunk then, and I am drunk right now...I am an alcoholic.
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I love puns, irony and tasteless jokes...
born in Texas.... live in Arkansas 
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11-17-2016, 03:57 PM
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I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.
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11-17-2016, 04:01 PM
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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in their backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed And her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, now let's see how THEY like it!
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11-19-2016, 11:56 PM
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I walked into a car showroom today and the salesman said, "What are you looking for?"
I said, "Because I can't afford to buy one."
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11-23-2016, 11:58 AM
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I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards'.
I thought, That's just spam
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