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A new study has found that dogs actually feel genuine love for their owners.
Cats, however, keep a journal of just how much they hate you.
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A 72 hour hold in a psych unit is beginning to intrigue me as a potential vacation opportunity.
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10-14-2018, 10:36 AM
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1. Cat on a hot tin roof.
2. Not enough room to swing a cat.
3. Not have a cat in hell's chance.
4. Raining cats and dogs
5. Cat gut tennis rackets
6. More than one way to skin a cat.
7. Don't let the cat out of the bag .
8. Curiosity killed the cat
No wonder they need nine lives .
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10-14-2018, 10:38 AM
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Building a tree-house is the biggest insult to a tree!
It's like-"I killed one of your friends..here hold him!"
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10-18-2018, 09:49 AM
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I told the judge the old adage that "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery"
But he still sentenced me for identity theft.
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10-18-2018, 09:53 AM
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There are two types of people in this world.
Those who finish what they start.
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10-18-2018, 09:57 AM
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Went to see the psychologist .
She asked “Do any sounds irritate you?”
“Real or imaginary” I inquired.
“Let’s go with imaginary” She said curiously.
“A spider wearing flip flops”. I said.
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10-18-2018, 05:51 PM
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If you pull a pin from a grenade, how do you put it back in?
Quick answers please.
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10-18-2018, 11:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wmtire
If you pull a pin from a grenade, how do you put it back in?
Quick answers please.
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Answer: Verrrry carefulllly!
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2012 Roo19 - hybrid (2012-2015)
2016 Mini Lite 2503S - tt (2015 - ???)
2011 Traverse LT, 3.6L, FWD
2009 Silverado 1500 Ext Cab, 5.3L, 4x4, 3.73
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10-19-2018, 09:55 AM
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I think most of you probably already know about the first rule of Assumption Club.
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10-19-2018, 09:58 AM
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If someone tells you they are compulsive liar, should you believe them?
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10-19-2018, 10:06 AM
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Wooden Spoon Survivor
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10-19-2018, 07:44 PM
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Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
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10-22-2018, 06:29 AM
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“We’re rotating on the earths axis at 750 mph and revolving around the Sun at 67,000 mph, moreover we’re moving, in relation to other galaxies, at 490,000 mph...”
“So my question is Your Honor, in the strictest meaning of the word ‘speeding’, are we not all in a sense ‘guilty’ ? “.
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10-22-2018, 06:33 AM
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Isn't it weird that the majority of people using a public toilet have a permanent marker on them?
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10-23-2018, 07:48 PM
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Scientists say that the most complex computer in the known universe, the human brain, uses only 20 Watts of power.
So I'm off to wire my head up to an electrical socket and turn myself into a super-genius.
Can't believe no-one's thought of this before.
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10-23-2018, 07:50 PM
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It's not as easy to donate a kidney as you think.
They ask all sorts of questions- like, " Where did you get it?" and "Whose is it?"
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10-23-2018, 08:35 PM
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This thread needs to be renamed: really bad jokes
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10-23-2018, 08:46 PM
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We love camping in our Shockwave!
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10-24-2018, 04:13 AM
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Quote:
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This thread needs to be renamed: really bad jokes
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You are joking I guess??
Russell
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10-24-2018, 08:40 AM
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Yippee! I'm the winner of that Mega Millions $1.6 billion jackpot. I've just got an e-mail to confirm it. All I've got to do is send my bank account details to this agent of theirs based in Nigeria, and they'll transfer it to me. The strangest thing is, I don't even remember buying a Mega Millions ticket.
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