cute joke(s)

[HangDiver]

When your health insurance won't cover an ambulance but you have AAA...

[LTDunltd]

Originally Posted by HangDiver

When your health insurance won't cover an ambulance but you have AAA...

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[bareftn]

Originally Posted by HangDiver

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Oh so true people just cant put down the phone, always texting as for me I have a flip phone and to cheap to pay for texting 15.99 unlimited mins.

[Bbfish]

A 3 legged dog walked into a bar....looked around and said " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

[heavynlori]

Originally Posted by Bbfish

A 3 legged dog walked into a bar....looked around and said " I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

That was a literal LOL - rare on this thread for me but this one nailed it 🤪

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[DonD]

[itat]

Originally Posted by DonD

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I literally have the T-shirt.

[Chief T]

Don't have a dog anymore, but I like this one.

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[Alabama Potter]

Dear George,

Hi, this is Richard, next door. I've a confession to make. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face to face. At least I'm telling you in this text. I can't live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. The truth is, when you're not around I've been sharing your wife, day and night. Probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recently. I know that's no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can't live with the guilt and hope you'll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.
Richard.

Neighbor's response:

George, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door and shot Richard dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. George then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Richard.


Second Text Message:

Hi, George. Richard here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell Check had changed WIFI to wife. Technology, huh? It'll be the death of all of us.

[CurtPutnam]

Worth a chuckle

[LTDunltd]

Originally Posted by CurtPutnam

Worth a chuckle

[SailorSam20500]

Originally Posted by CurtPutnam

Worth a chuckle

Oh boy, now you're in for it! Is that a slam to the electricians union?



(Just making a snarky comment on the current political environment...)

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[wmtire]

Lol