Deep Thinking

[EdJunior]

What deep thinkers men are...



I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful,
and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about the age old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the yoohoos?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the yoohoos.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking,
I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the yoohoos is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the yoohoos."

I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

[TURBS]

ILL drink to that !

[Oaklevel]

Makes sense to me!!!!!!!!!

[B47]

I think this is another example showing that men are in fact smarter than women and also deeper thinkers.

[Goomph]

Absolutely correct ! I will drink to that too !

[Wiscampsin]

Originally Posted by B47

I think this is another example showing that men are in fact smarter than women and also deeper thinkers.

X2, and I'm smart enough not to show this to DW.